Started BJJ And Got Destroyed

Last night I walked into my first Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu class feeling like a total badass.

I'd been watching BJJ videos all week.

Saw these smooth operators rolling around like human pretzels. Made it look easy.

"How hard could this be?" I thought…

Famous last words.

Within five minutes I was getting twisted into shapes that shouldn't exist. My knee got cranked sideways. Some dude's elbow found my throat and decided to make friends. My fingers got bent in directions fingers aren't supposed to bend.

I couldn't even close my hand properly afterward.

But here's the weird part - I absolutely loved it.

Walking out with my body screaming and my pride in shambles, I felt more alive than I had in months.

Because I learned something important that night.

The stuff that looks impossible from the outside? The techniques that seem too crazy to work? Those are often the ones that demolish the competition.

Everyone expects the basic moves. The predictable attacks. The same old approach.

But when someone comes at you with something completely unexpected, you're toast.

That's exactly what happens with client outreach too.

While everyone's sending the same boring "I love your website" emails, the smart copywriters are using methods that sound absolutely insane.

Methods that make other freelancers go "Wait, people actually do that?"

But they work like crazy because nobody sees them coming.

That's why I put together "Milk the Octopus" - eight outreach methods that sound as ridiculous as trying to squeeze milk from an eight-armed sea creature.

Each one tested by real freelancers who got tired of getting ghosted with traditional approaches.

If you're ready to stop getting your outreach crushed by the competition, these unconventional tactics will have clients responding faster than you can say "rear naked choke."

Check it out here

Peace out,

Kav "Still can't close my fist" Legacy